#Throwback @2014

November 29, 2014
26 November 2014.
涵打喷嚏... Zihan sneezing......
Me: bless you...
Me:涵，你没有讲excuse me 啊？zihan you forgot to say excuse me?
涵：excuse me.
Me:涵，你改天打喷嚏的时候要盖着嘴巴呀。zihan,next time if you sneeze you need to cover up your mouth ya.
涵：为什么的？why?
Me:因为如果你没有盖起来，你的细菌就会喷到全部人咯。because if you didn't do that you will spread the virus around.
涵：可是如果我盖我的嘴巴，我的手就会有很多细菌叻。But, if I cover up my mouth then my hands will full of germs.
Me:@@""

October 11, 2014

Ziyi take out the biscuit from his bag. 
涵: 我要吃。
毅: 不可以，这个我拿在Anabelle birthday party. ( He direct translate from English again.)
涵:mummy 你讲share share.
我没有理会......
涵:mummy 讲要相亲相爱!
毅: okay. 这个给你子涵。
涵:mummy你开心吗?
Me: 为什么?
涵: 可是我们乡亲相爱嘛。(她还是不会用因为.....)
Me: mummy 很开心.......

September 13, 2014 

This is what happened when ziyi caught in Judy Moody infection.

Me: ziyi, go "she she" first before you go to sleep.
Ziyi: wow mummy! You had the Extra Special Power! In short you can call it ESP.
Me: why? 
Ziyi: Because you can predict I want to "she she" after drinking water.
Me:@.@

After toilet.....

Ziyi: mummy, do you know there is a sleeping prophet that he accidentally slept on the book and when he woke up he knew how to spell all the word in the book!
Me: wow. Really?
Ziyi: ya. But Judy moody can't. ...

After a while. ...

Ziyi: mummy. Do you have a dictionary?
Me: you want to sleep on a dictionary?
Ziyi: ya. I want to see if I can become a sleeping speller. Or maybe I can sleep on encyclopedia. .....

August 24, 2014 

子涵:(哭...) gor gor 把我煮饭的弄乱乱聊了。
Mummy:哦。是mummy帮你收干净整齐了。
子涵: 不是。刚才我弄煮饭的好好了。现在收起来乱乱聊。(继续哭.....)

原来是我们的定意不同!

子涵眼里的全家福!

子涵,你在画什么??

October 21, 2014 

Yi: 子涵，你在画什么?
涵: 我在画嘴巴。
Yi:为什么嘴巴有酱多石头?
涵:这个是牙齿啦!

ziyi and I @ Nov 2013

10 Nov 2013
Me:ziyi,do you know that tomorrow is daddy mummy anniversary?
Ziyi:what's that?
Me:our wedding anniversary la.
Ziyi:I want to go! I want to go!
Me:Harrrrr? 
Ziyi:I want to go to your wedding.
Me:already over la.
Ziyi:why??
...... Long explanation ......
Ziyi:then we need to buy cake for your wedding birthday!

庄子毅，庄子涵是什么意思？

16 September 2013
ziyi: Mummy, what does 庄子毅 means?
me:庄是你的姓(Surname)
子有两个意思。1,你出生的时候是老鼠年，子是老鼠。
2,古代对人的尊称；称老师或称有道德、有学问的人：孔子，庄子。
ziyi:庄子 !!! my name!! ( kiss me) Thanks mummy.
me: 毅,是毅力。daddy mummy希望你做事要有毅力，不轻易放弃。
ziyi: I must keep practice then I can success, correct?
me: Yes.
ziyi: Then I must keep trying on the balancing on your back, because my name is 毅！
（我只是希望他可以平衡的在我背后走，然后我可以有免费的按摩。哈哈！）
ziyi:那子涵嘞？
me:涵是内涵。我们希望她能有内涵，包涵。简单说就是不自私, .... (ziyi 插嘴)
ziyi: then why she always 自私，霸道，没有share share玩具?
me: 她还在学，我们要告诉子涵不可以自私，不可以霸道好吗？
ziyi:好。

Ziyi and I @ August 2013

扭到腰，现场只有子毅。
Me:子毅帮mummy叫daddy,说mummy扭到。
子毅：daddy,上来。
Me:子毅，你必须告诉daddy mummy扭到，不然没有人救mummy.
子毅：我可以扶你。（诚恳的眼神）
Me:如果没有人救mummy,以后mummy不能走了怎么办？
子毅：我可以天天扶你！
Oh boy!

*最后我用丹田大声叫chris....

Zi Yi and Me @ June 2013

June 6, 2013

Me: 子毅，这是大象的“象”。
子毅：可以加单人旁，也是“像”。
Me:对！就好像子毅很像daddy。
子毅：uhmm .. 也像mummy。
( mummy feel so sweet .... )...
Me:为什么？
子毅:因为我也是Fat Fat ma .....
( suddenly feel not sweet at all ...只能大笑 ) hahahaha....