拉屎漏尿的5岁！

因贪玩而憋尿，最后变成漏尿。自食其果，被罚洗尿裤。
哥哥在5岁时也有同样的经验。不同的是哥哥是拉屎！而且还是一天憋了4次，就拉了4次！被罚洗自己的四屎裤3次！
第4次他终于赶得及到马桶。拉完后说了一句：“phew.... Finally I no need to wash my pants again!”

Chinese New Year 2016.

新年佳节到，祝您及您的家人：猴年好运挡不住，猴年财源滚滚来!

Wishing you a great and rocking chinese new year 2016!

Zi Yi's Buffet

January 22 at 1:34pm · 

Ziyi attended his first after school activities at school today.
As usual picked up him from daycare after works and we start to talk.

mum: what do you eat for lunch today?
ziyi: XX's sister help me to buy Nasi Lemak.
ziyi: mummy, do you know that in afternoon, our school canteen got buffet?
mum: Is that the one they will give you white rice had lots dishes there?
ziyi: yaya, then you can take whatever you like. is a buffet. really!!
mum: Thats called mixed rice ziyi.
ziyi: Can I try the buffet next week?
mum: sure, go ahead for the mixed rice.

Teacher Ziyi with Horrid Henry

Ziyi went to Ace Adventure English class. Today, teacher giving an instruction to them said, imagine you are Horrid Henrry's teacher, write a good behaviour contract and get Henry Signed.

Here is what ziyi wrote:

Contract for Good Behaviour

You must not hit anyone and do not call Perfect Peter bad words, otherwise you will be called "The whole world's Poo". If you are still bad you have to swim 3000 kilometers. If you are good you will receive a computer game.

You must eat junk food once a month only or else you will be stuck in a maze. If you are still bad, you have to do spelling that has 9999999 words. If you are good, you can play a video game.

小孩的作文里都是他生活的点滴。喜欢数学的他合约里少不了数字。妈妈建议他一星期只买一次零食，毕竟零食无益，可是妈妈想到孩子又怎能没吃零食呢？所以觉得只要他不天天买，零食还是会他童年中的美好回忆。不过他竟然只让Henry一个月吃一次！

从文章里看来，孩子希望我们奖励他时玩个computer game 哦！

《Horrid Henry》

December 2015 Throw back

Wong Yip Fan feeling curious with Chris Chern.

December 13, 2015 · 

Ziyi: mama, who provide energy for the sun?
Me: err.... what do you think?
Ziyi: sun provide the energy for plant and plant provide energy for us. Energy can be recycling, so I think we provide the energy to sun.
Correct or not mama?
Me:err..... I'm not sure.

***Any idea?

子涵's Plants Vs Zoombie

Wong Yip Fan with Chris Chern.

November 8, 2015 · 

Zihan ' s strategy - How can I win this game.
Ziyi: mummy what does she wrote?
Me: duno.
Ziyi: zihan 我们不知道你写什么。
Ziyi: maybe she is writing some code.

September 2015 - zi yi, zi han

Wong Yip Fan with Chris Chern.

September 30, 2015 · 

载女儿回家。
女儿:嘛嘛，你的镜子很蒙叻。
嘛嘛:这不是蒙啦。这是烟霾!
Picking up zihan
Zh: mama, your car window very blur.
Mama: nothing wrong with my window. It just too hazy out there!

2015@Hari Raya Haji. 24 September. Finally We bring them to Kidzania!!
They work from 10am to 8pm. No complaint on working for long hours. Earning lots Kidzos. They bring back total 261 Kidzos!
We stand and sit for long hours. Working is better than standing, sitting, and waiting!

He said l "this is fun. But when I imagine if this is real then I feel scary."

My Painting Girl!

Me: Ziyi，你landing 的时候有撞到旁边的屋子吗?
Ziyi: 没有啊。
Me: 酱厉害!
Ziyi: Because I hit in to the sea...