声控划船技术

答应了今天傍晚陪她游泳 …
我：涵涵，马咪很累，今天你自己游好吗？
涵：为什么？
我：我刚才和果国kayaking 坐后面，我一直要control 船，很累了😭……
涵：幸亏我刚才和粑拔kayaking 我坐前面。这样我就可以control 船咯……
我：是后面的人control 的啦
涵：不是！我在前面讲“转左”paddle 一下，船就转了。
我：原来粑拔比我更累！😂😂😂
 25 sept 2018

子毅with his mini club friend

睡迟了 - （1）

睡迟了，起床后冲冲忙忙梳洗，然后帮女儿绑头发，书包丢车尾箱后就往学校冲去。

出门不到三分钟，手机响起！车的银幕闪过一串熟悉的号码…
是孩子的爸，我心想一定是忘了拿什么的。
脑子快速闪过一连串的checklist，想不到会有什么忘了带。

用蓝牙接了电话，我开口就说：
是不是忘了带什么？是我没带电话吗？

说完，另一方传来哈哈的笑声……
我再次自言自语：白痴！

涵涵不敢玩球

涵：马麻，你知道为什么我不敢玩球吗？
马麻：为什么？
涵：因为有一次我的朋友丢球的时候差一点打到我的头。
所以我现在通常都会跑去没有球的地方。
马麻：酱，每次玩球的时候你不是没有玩咯？
涵：有啊！我玩跑来跑去！
😅😅😅
#chernzihan

照片摄于亲亲户外儿童营

年中假期 - 新加坡 2018

年中假期，新加坡🇸🇬4天三夜，行程满满，时间用到完！
Day 1: 这次来的首要目的：探望先生的老姑，老姑丈。孩子的太姑婆，太姑丈公（白荣盛画家。
- Peh Eng Seng)
老姑丈除了会画画，厨艺也很了不起。
老人家的笑容，小孩的笑声，温馨的早餐，爱心晚餐后充满依依不舍。短暂的两天，回忆满满，期待下一次的相聚！

已故陈长豪画家这么说：
http://watercolourshare.blog.sohu.com/58322452.html
一位爱默默的耕耘着水彩,很虚心又谦虚的水彩画家白荣盛.白荣盛是位智深的新加坡水彩画家之一.在新加坡水彩画坛上算得上一夥红星闪闪亮亮着.他的素描基础非常扎实和准确.构图处理方式个别奇特,协和又优美.色彩更加是明亮艳丽,别有他一风格.作为一个画家我认谓必须容有自己性格风格.再说画家本身早期也当过插图画工作因而在构图处理方面非常考究和探索及讲究,不随意马虎.我可以这么说,一般比较优秀画家曾经从事于绘画插图的,往往在水彩画作画创作中,处理构图方面都很奇特而且又很别居另一风味来.

白荣盛喜爱现场写生,也喜爱到处去寻找新题材作画与创作.他的每幅作品都属于高难度的,复杂的,但他就能化解简化它成一幅优秀作品来,这就是他的成功点.这一点也归功于他的速写素描功力深厚和扎实绘画基础原故.若是一个人没恒心和扎实功力往往创作就缺乏一种意力和果断,及判断力.这也不是一朝一夕所培养出而须要几经多少经厉所累积造成一股冲力和创造力.许多好的优秀画家都是经厉过这一磨练成铁棒.

爱心晚餐

Day 2 10.06.2018 Singapore Science Centre. 

参观科学馆已经成为我们每一次出游的景点。原因是儿子喜欢。渐渐的也影响了妹妹。然后妈妈被逼表现也被感染，到现在可能真的喜欢了🤦🏻‍♀️……

在我们参观过的科学馆中除了荷兰的Nemo Science Centre 这里现在排第二。

如果你所去过的科学馆是值得一去的，欢迎介绍给我们。

more photos at: https://www.facebook.com/wong.fan.9/media_set?set=a.10155452522321720&type=3

Diary of a killer - 杀手的日记

ziyi: Mum mum teacher need us to write diary of a killer.
我心在想为什么老师会出一道这么暴力的题目……
Ziyi: Do you want to read? I write 3 days diary.
我感觉到他为自己完成而感到自满，想到这残暴的杀手画面，我心冷了一下... ...
看完后突然发现我想太多！原来 ... ...

# truly ugly handwriting and somehow i like the story
#chernziyi

《Dairy of a Killer Flying Snake》

Day 1: Sunday (Sunny, like said)
Today I spend the morning swallowing an egg I’ve been stashing. Then I slithered across the mud and dive-bombed from trees. In fact, I accidentally whacked down a baby tree. So much for tree climbing.
At the afternoon, I found a colour-blind bird! (Birds are always colour blind) Time for lunch, I thought, I climbed up a tree, because as stiff as a twig, and dive-bombed. I glided, landed near the bird, and pounced. So yummy and birde-licous.
Lunch was nice, but dinner was nicer. I practically made a buffet when I knocked dizzy two rats! The only things missing is the tomato source, but I have blood instead. I feel like Dracula that night!

Day 2: Monday (Monstrously windy, like said)
Today I left some leftover rat meat on the bottom of the tree, in order to bait some meat to my tree step. Of course, I injected some poison in the rat as a trap.
I waited on the tree, while eating some eggs from a bird’s nest. (I killed the birds first) At the afternoon, a cobra and a rattle snake came to the rat meat. They fought around, while I spat my poison on them (In order to weaken them). After a while, the cobra won. Without a moment to hesitate, I surprised it by diving down to fight him. The cobra, weak from the fight, is easy to kill. Because there’s tree heaps of meat (Cobra meat, rattle snake meat and rat meat). I don’t need to even hunt for dinner!
So this is the idiom: “Kill two birds with one stone!”

Day 3: Tuesday (Full of birds tune, like said)
I’ve gained some weight last dinner, so I had a diet of two meals today. But I just need one hunt. Why? Here’s how:
A pack of squirrels tried to attack me for their meal, so I needed to defend myself. I quickly climbed up a tree, and when they didn’t find me, I spun in the air to attack them. It was great. The spinning motion knocked them till they fainted. There was six squirrels, so I had a big feast.
So now I know that surprise is better than head-first when it is time to fight a group by your own.

原稿

碎(岁)碎(岁）平安！

初六，有幸能参与学校的新春庙会。我负责向孩子叙说“新年禁忌”，其中这个我非常喜欢：

当其中一班一年级（几乎每一班）的同学来到了我这 ... ...

我：小朋友，如果新年期间你真的不小心把碟子打碎了，那你要马上说什么？

同学们：对不起！

我：你们都是非常有礼貌的小朋友！可是，在过年期间如果你真的不小心把碟子打碎了，那你要马上说“碎(岁)碎(岁）平安”。

来大家说一遍：碎(岁)碎(岁）平安！

好，啊姨再问一次，如果在新年期间你真的不小心把碟子打碎，那你要说什么？

同学们: 对不起！
........ 🤔

过节不许摔坏东西，万一摔了就赶紧说：碎(岁)碎(岁）平安。这是提醒人们过年时别得意忘形，应小心翼翼、以求吉利。这种心理暗示以及谐音化解，都是合理而明智的。

#2018cny

子涵一年级 - 找朋友

还没开学时麻麻这样吩咐
子涵，你第一天一定要知道4个朋友的名字。就是你的前面,后面，左边和右边。

第一天:
涵涵: 麻麻，我今天有一个男朋友。
麻麻:噢，他叫什么名字啊?
涵涵:不知道，他只是跟我讲他可以跟我做朋友。

麻麻开始讲道理:
涵涵，你一定要知道他的名字的，不然你怎样叫他? 你叫他 Ooi 啊?
(重复昨天的话)你第一天一定要知道4个朋友的名字。就是你的前面,后面，左边和右边... ...

涵: 可是我只能知道3个。因为我坐在旁边。

第二天:
涵涵:麻麻，我有2个女朋友，1个男朋友。
麻麻:噢，他们叫什么名字啊?
涵涵:不知道，他只是跟我讲他可以跟我做朋友。

麻麻又开始讲道理:
涵涵，你一定要知道他的名字的，不然你怎样叫他? 你叫他 Ooi 啊?

涵涵: 可是可嘉老师也是不懂我们的名字的。她只是叫girl啊boy啊酱子。
麻麻: 酱你也要叫你的朋友girl啊boy啊酱子啊?

涵涵:那里可能!如果叫boy girl 酱全班只有2个人咯?

第三天:
麻麻:你知道你朋友的名字吗?
涵涵:他叫 yan hao!
(可是麻麻找完整个名单没有这个人，只找到 yi hao) @..@
#chernzihan #找朋友

小男孩的真正名字是Hao Yea!

2018开学第一天

《子涵报告马麻 - 2018年开学第一天》
涵: 今天班上有人哭，可嘉老师跟他讲很好听的话。她没有大大声也没有小小声。她讲话真的很好听。

马麻: 她讲什么好听的话叻?

涵: 不知道，可是很好听。

涵: BM 还有BI 老师他们讲话很大声。好像一直骂人酱。你知道吗，如果他们去我的Beyond kids montessori 这样讲话，全部小朋友一定哭。

马麻: 可嘉老师讲话酱好听，小朋友听了一定就不哭辽咯?

涵:没有，他还是继续哭 ... ... @-@ 她哭哭停停，停停哭哭。

#报告马麻
#chernzihan #2018开学第一天

大小书包

Hong Kong Trip 2017

Day 1. Up and down ...
香港旅行对涵涵而言的第一印象:
为什么香港旅行是一直走路一直走路罢了的?
孩子啊，今天我们都在赶路啊 ... ...

香港旅行对涵涵而言的第二印象:
为什么香港旅行是一直排队一直排队的?
孩子啊，从 check in 到过海关; 到搭巴士; 到搭 tram上太平山; 下太平山 ... ...今天我们也是一直在排队啊 ... ...

香港旅行对涵涵而言最关心的第一件事:
我们几时去买玩具??
#chernziyi #chernzihan

Wong Yip Fan added 20 photos and a video — with Chris Chern.

December 3, 2017 · 

Last Day ... ...
涵: 麻麻，原来做公主是很辛苦的。走路一直要拉裙。可是 我很美 hor...
#我们几时买玩具
#chernziyi #chernzihan

喜欢咖啡

他忍不住试了一口 daddy mummy喜欢的咖啡。终于得到了一个惊人的结论：爸爸妈妈的感官开始退化了！

Test Manager

子涵，你知道什么是manager 吗?
涵:不知道。
毅:manager 是不用做工的，我看到麻麻的书讲他只是要assign task给别人做。
涵:我不明白... ...
毅:就好像老师。他不用做功课的。他只是吩咐我们做功课就可以了。

#原来manager不用做工
#原来老师像manager
#不应该看不符合年龄的书
#误人子弟
#看书不要只看一行字
#chernziyi #chernzihan

孩子看到我用他熟悉的思维图做笔记，
他说: 麻麻，I can help you... do you know that I can transfer a long paragraph into mind map?
麻麻: ok. No harm if you can help.
Ziyi: mum... I already underline all the important keyword for you. Later you can use them to draw your mind map.
Daddy said without looking on his work: ziyi, you underline all the keyword which actually every word .... lolx

#爸爸很神
#真的这么喜欢读书吗?
#chernziyi

白叶山

在没有准备之下，在我们40岁之前，带着9岁和6岁的孩子来一次4轮驱动翻山越岭之旅!
孩子说: 麻麻，我们下次要来的时候走路比较好噢?
#白叶山
#ziyi #zihan

Wong Yip Fan added 17 photos and a video.

From 白祺转发：

七辆车好不容易从福隆港转圈圈下山。我们抵达劳勿市区到锦华午餐，把行李放进民宿后，大家就匆匆忙忙去乘四轮驱动越野车。

我们其实什么准备都没有，其霞说大家带一个包包里面装衣服去瀑布游泳，孩子们兴奋跳上车，幸福与期待中。

当车子启动和驾驶进石头路，摇摇晃晃上山，发现一路上越来越刺激后，喊呐声一片！我这辆四轮驱动越野车再半路遇上问题，后期是靠绳子拉上山，提心吊胆啊！

好不容易历险记一小时多后，终于抵达白叶山瀑布啦。一片原始森林，好壮观的瀑布，但是水很深，一点都不可以放松让孩子们自由玩水。

坐在四轮驱动车后很担心孩子们没有把手握紧，随时会被抛出车外，大家全程屁股都无法安静的坐在座位上，晃到有时还跌在后座地上！

你问我下次会再来吗？我真的不敢啦！哈哈哈哈！

义卖会 - 因义而卖，因爱而买！@ 23 Oct 2016

因义而卖，因爱而买！这是一个充满正能量的一天！

义卖会结束我对孩子说我们帮学校得到RM53！他开心又兴奋的说：Wao !! This is the first time I am earning real money and contribute to school!

今天他非常的开心，义卖结束他一直哼歌，就连洗澡也哼着歌。这欢乐感染了我们。负责弄花式气球的爸爸说：“我觉得今天帮忙义卖的小孩很仰慕我。他们一定认为我很厉害，因为我除了能弄剑还会弄抢！”

孩子很棒！他拿着气球不断的向带着小孩的父母推销。有向他摇头说不的，也有二话不说就买的。孩子没有因为拒绝而气馁。当然，他会为每一次成功出售而兴奋无比。孩子虽然汗留侠背但他还不断的继续推销：“你要买气球吗？Stick的一块钱，剑50Sen。”

我发现我不适合做生意，因为我心太软。可是我送的开心！有几个小孩在我的档口徘徊了好几次。

“小朋友，你想要什么？发夹？气球？”
小朋友说：“气球，可是我没有钱 ....”
我望了左右.. “哪，阿姨送给你好了！”

“小朋友，你想要什么？发夹？气球？”
小朋友说：“发夹，可是很贵....”
“哪，你觉得多少才合理？”
“两令吉”
“好吧！”
孩子开心的离开（那可是我原料的本钱！）

“小朋友，你想要什么？发夹？气球？”
小朋友说：“发夹，可是我只有RM2....”
我看了看手表.. 早上9点 .... “哪，你买了以后等一下就没钱买东西吃咯？”
“可是我不饿”
“等一下妈妈几点来载你？”
“一点”
天啊！12点的时候她肯定饿扁。
“小朋友，你要把这两令吉留下买食物，等妈妈来时再来买发夹好不好？”
孩子只好离开... ...（我心内疚...)

无论如何，我们88mum一共酬到RM1023!可以帮孩子买到一个矮橱。这小型的义卖会一共得到RM5000。 Well Done Everyone!

义卖会的妈妈也帮他买气球哦！

88 Mum ... 我每次都错过大合照。没关系，开心就好！

全卖完 啦 ~Mission Completed!

我那handmade的发夹！

差点忘了庄家小姐，就像预期的那样，爸爸弄的每一款气球她都为自己留下一个。哈哈哈！我们再给她一点时间学习如何付出吧！

子涵对子毅的伟论有什么看法?

May 16 · 

Ziyi: mama, number 9 is a very amazing number.  Lots things we can with it and lots tricks can do by using 9.......
*he continue until actually I don't really able to follow as well.
Suddenly. ......
Zihan: mama, 哥哥讲的东西都是很hard hard 醬的wor.
(Mama, things that gor gor tell seems all very hard)
 Mama nod her head to agree.
Zihan: 有时很像是讲nonsense 醬wor?
(Sometimes it sounds like taking nonsense right? )
Mama can't hold her laugh anymore .....

Maths Tips and Tricks from Ziyi

I am not sure if any similar equations out there. But this is really new to me and I never thought before. I will call this is Zi Yi's invention! or Zi Yi's Math Theory. 

This is what he told me.....
ziyi: Mama,  I wish I can write my formula too.....
Me: write la...
X Days... over....
ziyi: mama, I found that we can do this. (1 + 2 )* 3 - 4 / 5 = 1. Interesting right?
Me: Yupe, very interesting. But I think it will be better if you have a equation with 1,2,3,4,5,6 like that.
ziyi: Then 1+2, *3, -4, /5, +6 =7 lo
(((((1+2)*3)-4)/5)+6)=7
Me: Wow... 你之前已经有想过了对吗？
ziyi: No, I just do base on your question.
Me: ziyi, this is call requirements ( 职业病）

ziyi: mama, there are short cut to do multiplication 9, and other numbers. I wonder if I also can come out some short cut or tricks.
In order to count like a clock for multiplication 5 I think we can come out a  formula.
And I finally found one.
Me: Really?
ziyi: Give me a number. Just any number
Me: 250
ziyi: 250 * 5 it will be 250 divided by 2 times 10. So, 250/2 *10 = 125 * 10 = 1250
ziyi: give me another number
Me: 24?
ziyi: still the same, 24 / 2 * 10 = 120
Me: wow....!!!
ziyi: you know why? This is because 10 / 2 = 5!

ziyi: Ehhh... maybe we can try divided by 5. Let's try times 2 divided by 10
ziyi: Give me any number
Me: 250
ziyi: If divided by 5 then the short cut is divided by 2 and times 10. So, 250 * 2 / 10 = 500 / 10 = 50.

ziyi: wow... it works!

conclusion:
multiplication 5, tricks is divided by 2 times 10
division 5, tricks is times 2 divided by 10

Seriously .... ziyi you are too amazing!

He very bz with his number again. I don't know what he will going to do with it.

子毅 - 走火入魔

子毅喜欢数学的程度应该是走火入魔了! 
He said: Mummy, I know you are kinesthetic learning style. So I write down for you. 也许他认为应该学习的人是我！

Out of control! ziyi in love with maths.

Mama, you see there even had formula for Domino effect!
Mama, you see there is a square root on the formula. 他很high!我可以感觉他真的很兴奋！

Ziyi imagine if Teacher Turns to a Creature

Ace Adventure Class again. This time Teacher said：Imagine teacher turns to a creature, you have to write down
1. What creature it is
2. What problem teacher will cause.
3. What happen at the end.

Here is his draft:
Beginning: Mr Lee Turns into a dragon.
Middle: Whenever he talks, flames came out. Soon, the school is on fire.
Ending: The fireman put out the fire.

Here is the story:
One day, Mr Lee was reading a book about dragons to some children :" Dragons are nice, I wish I am a dragon!" Then there was a "poof". A dragon was hen looking at the children.

The Dragon started to read, But the book turns into ashes. He said, "Sorry" but flames came out. He said "S" but flames still came out.

Since he was working at school, not long, the whole school was on fire and needed the firemen to put out the fire. They managed to put out the fire.

当我看到这文字时脑海里完全可以想像子毅在天马行空的说着故事自High的样子。

Chinese New Year 2016.

新年佳节到，祝您及您的家人：猴年好运挡不住，猴年财源滚滚来!

Wishing you a great and rocking chinese new year 2016!

Teacher Ziyi with Horrid Henry

Ziyi went to Ace Adventure English class. Today, teacher giving an instruction to them said, imagine you are Horrid Henrry's teacher, write a good behaviour contract and get Henry Signed.

Here is what ziyi wrote:

Contract for Good Behaviour

You must not hit anyone and do not call Perfect Peter bad words, otherwise you will be called "The whole world's Poo". If you are still bad you have to swim 3000 kilometers. If you are good you will receive a computer game.

You must eat junk food once a month only or else you will be stuck in a maze. If you are still bad, you have to do spelling that has 9999999 words. If you are good, you can play a video game.

小孩的作文里都是他生活的点滴。喜欢数学的他合约里少不了数字。妈妈建议他一星期只买一次零食，毕竟零食无益，可是妈妈想到孩子又怎能没吃零食呢？所以觉得只要他不天天买，零食还是会他童年中的美好回忆。不过他竟然只让Henry一个月吃一次！

从文章里看来，孩子希望我们奖励他时玩个computer game 哦！

《Horrid Henry》

December 2015 Throw back

Wong Yip Fan feeling curious with Chris Chern.

December 13, 2015 · 

Ziyi: mama, who provide energy for the sun?
Me: err.... what do you think?
Ziyi: sun provide the energy for plant and plant provide energy for us. Energy can be recycling, so I think we provide the energy to sun.
Correct or not mama?
Me:err..... I'm not sure.

***Any idea?