Sunday, June 24, 2018

涵涵不敢玩球

涵:马麻,你知道为什么我不敢玩球吗?
马麻:为什么?
涵:因为有一次我的朋友丢球的时候差一点打到我的头。
所以我现在通常都会跑去没有球的地方。
马麻:酱,每次玩球的时候你不是没有玩咯?
涵:有啊!我玩跑来跑去!
😅😅😅
#chernzihan


照片摄于亲亲户外儿童营

Saturday, June 9, 2018

年中假期 - 新加坡 2018

年中假期,新加坡🇸🇬4天三夜,行程满满,时间用到完!
Day 1: 这次来的首要目的:探望先生的老姑,老姑丈。孩子的太姑婆,太姑丈公(白荣盛画家。
- Peh Eng Seng)
老姑丈除了会画画,厨艺也很了不起。
老人家的笑容,小孩的笑声,温馨的早餐,爱心晚餐后充满依依不舍。短暂的两天,回忆满满,期待下一次的相聚!
已故陈长豪画家这么说:
http://watercolourshare.blog.sohu.com/58322452.html
一位爱默默的耕耘着水彩,很虚心又谦虚的水彩画家白荣盛.白荣盛是位智深的新加坡水彩画家之一.在新加坡水彩画坛上算得上一夥红星闪闪亮亮着.他的素描基础非常扎实和准确.构图处理方式个别奇特,协和又优美.色彩更加是明亮艳丽,别有他一风格.作为一个画家我认谓必须容有自己性格风格.再说画家本身早期也当过插图画工作因而在构图处理方面非常考究和探索及讲究,不随意马虎.我可以这么说,一般比较优秀画家曾经从事于绘画插图的,往往在水彩画作画创作中,处理构图方面都很奇特而且又很别居另一风味来.
白荣盛喜爱现场写生,也喜爱到处去寻找新题材作画与创作.他的每幅作品都属于高难度的,复杂的,但他就能化解简化它成一幅优秀作品来,这就是他的成功点.这一点也归功于他的速写素描功力深厚和扎实绘画基础原故.若是一个人没恒心和扎实功力往往创作就缺乏一种意力和果断,及判断力.这也不是一朝一夕所培养出而须要几经多少经厉所累积造成一股冲力和创造力.许多好的优秀画家都是经厉过这一磨练成铁棒.

爱心晚餐


Day 2 10.06.2018 Singapore Science Centre. 
参观科学馆已经成为我们每一次出游的景点。原因是儿子喜欢。渐渐的也影响了妹妹。然后妈妈被逼表现也被感染,到现在可能真的喜欢了🤦🏻‍♀️……
在我们参观过的科学馆中除了荷兰的Nemo Science Centre 这里现在排第二。
如果你所去过的科学馆是值得一去的,欢迎介绍给我们。

more photos at: https://www.facebook.com/wong.fan.9/media_set?set=a.10155452522321720&type=3

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Diary of a killer - 杀手的日记

ziyi: Mum mum teacher need us to write diary of a killer.
我心在想为什么老师会出一道这么暴力的题目……
Ziyi: Do you want to read? I write 3 days diary.
我感觉到他为自己完成而感到自满,想到这残暴的杀手画面,我心冷了一下... ...
看完后突然发现我想太多!原来 ... ...
# truly ugly handwriting and somehow i like the story
#chernziyi
《Dairy of a Killer Flying Snake》
Day 1: Sunday (Sunny, like said)
Today I spend the morning swallowing an egg I’ve been stashing. Then I slithered across the mud and dive-bombed from trees. In fact, I accidentally whacked down a baby tree. So much for tree climbing.
At the afternoon, I found a colour-blind bird! (Birds are always colour blind) Time for lunch, I thought, I climbed up a tree, because as stiff as a twig, and dive-bombed. I glided, landed near the bird, and pounced. So yummy and birde-licous.
Lunch was nice, but dinner was nicer. I practically made a buffet when I knocked dizzy two rats! The only things missing is the tomato source, but I have blood instead. I feel like Dracula that night!
Day 2: Monday (Monstrously windy, like said)
Today I left some leftover rat meat on the bottom of the tree, in order to bait some meat to my tree step. Of course, I injected some poison in the rat as a trap.
I waited on the tree, while eating some eggs from a bird’s nest. (I killed the birds first) At the afternoon, a cobra and a rattle snake came to the rat meat. They fought around, while I spat my poison on them (In order to weaken them). After a while, the cobra won. Without a moment to hesitate, I surprised it by diving down to fight him. The cobra, weak from the fight, is easy to kill. Because there’s tree heaps of meat (Cobra meat, rattle snake meat and rat meat). I don’t need to even hunt for dinner!
So this is the idiom: “Kill two birds with one stone!”
Day 3: Tuesday (Full of birds tune, like said)
I’ve gained some weight last dinner, so I had a diet of two meals today. But I just need one hunt. Why? Here’s how:
A pack of squirrels tried to attack me for their meal, so I needed to defend myself. I quickly climbed up a tree, and when they didn’t find me, I spun in the air to attack them. It was great. The spinning motion knocked them till they fainted. There was six squirrels, so I had a big feast.
So now I know that surprise is better than head-first when it is time to fight a group by your own.
原稿

Friday, April 20, 2018

子涵的suduko

20 April 2018 Friday dinner time 
Mummy: 子涵,你是做还是抄旁边的答案哦?
子涵:果果也是抄的,你看他写一样的。
子毅:我是盖住答案自己做的!
子涵:噢…… 是咩?(子涵看了答案,盖住,然后把记得的号码填上去)
Mummy:子涵你是把答案记下来,盖住,填上去,还是自己做哦?
子毅:I don’t think she is that smart .....
子涵:嘿嘿……

Monday, February 26, 2018

涵涵想芊芊姐姐了

涵:啊芊姐姐几时才回来?
马麻:不知道哦,她九月毕业,过后不懂会不会回来。
涵:为什么?他要结婚啊?
马麻:她的男朋友还读书叻,医生好像要读7年。
涵:啊芊姐姐读几年?
马麻:4年咯
涵:为什么医生要读7年?
马麻:医生要救人啊,要读很久,然后make sure 他会救人才可以做医生啊。
涵:酱,做 fireman 啦,更好!
马麻:我很好奇为什么你觉得 fireman 比医生好的?
涵:你看啊,医生只是在医院做工救人嘛。可是fireman 他其实也是会救人还有猫啊,狗啊,酱子。还有,如果森林火灾他也会救森林的。
是不是比较好 mi?
马麻:... ... 🤔

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

碎(岁)碎(岁)平安!


初六,有幸能参与学校的新春庙会。我负责向孩子叙说“新年禁忌”,其中这个我非常喜欢:

当其中一班一年级(几乎每一班)的同学来到了我这 ... ...

我:小朋友,如果新年期间你真的不小心把碟子打碎了,那你要马上说什么?

同学们:对不起!

我:你们都是非常有礼貌的小朋友!可是,在过年期间如果你真的不小心把碟子打碎了,那你要马上说“碎(岁)碎(岁)平安”。

来大家说一遍:碎(岁)碎(岁)平安!

好,啊姨再问一次,如果在新年期间你真的不小心把碟子打碎,那你要说什么?

同学们: 对不起!
........ 🤔

过节不许摔坏东西,万一摔了就赶紧说:碎(岁)碎(岁)平安。这是提醒人们过年时别得意忘形,应小心翼翼、以求吉利。这种心理暗示以及谐音化解,都是合理而明智的。

#2018cny


Wednesday, February 14, 2018

iPhoneX 不知道我是你的女儿!

Zihan can’t unlock my phone as it need Face ID to unlock.
涵说:为什么它不开给我?
马麻:它需要马麻的脸才会开的。
涵说:它不认识我meh? 它不知道我是你的女儿meh?
#iPhoneX
#chernzihan