Zi Yi and Me @ July 2011

31 July 2011:

mummy: ziyi, playground nice to play or not?
ziyi: yes.
mummy: then did you say thank you to daddy?
ziyi: thank you daddy.
mummy: ziyi say thank you daddy bring me to playground.
ziyi: harr??? is thank you playground..... not daddy.
( what theory is that?? )

26 July 2011:

baby: crying.. crying...
mummy say softly: baby don't cry.. good girl....
ziyi shout: baby don't cry! Stop! stop crying!
ziyi shout: I so angry!!

Joke of the day

joke 1: (10th July 2011)
ziyi: mummy... what is this??
mummy: this is breast pump.
ziyi: har??? breast thumb?? ....
ziyi: (raise up his thumb ...) this is thumb.... index.... why?? why breast thumb?
mummy: no ziyi... is call breast pump!!! p-u-m-p ... pump =="

Joke 2: August 2011
ziyi: mummy, I want to cut apple.
mummy: ziyi, mummy is peeling off the apple skin not cutting.
ziyi: I want to peel off the apple skin.
mummy: ziyi, you are too young to use the peeler, you don't know how to use it yet. is dangerous.
ziyi: I want!! I want to cut apple.
mummy: ziyi, "kids" not allow to do that now.
ziyi: yes.. I want the "kits"
mummy: ziyi... kids can't not touch, only "adult" can use it.
ziyi: no... I don't want "a duck" ....I want to cut apple
mummy: ziyi, only "adult" can do it.
ziyi: I don't want "a duck" .........

joke 3 (August 2011, note: po po don't know how to speak english):
mummy: ziyi, mummy cook sausagefor you okay?
ziyi: okay, I want sausage.
(sausage is ready ....)
po po: ziyi, 来吃source
ziyi: 是sausage la
me and chris: laugh until non-stop
po po: 讲 hotdog 方便 la ...
me and chris keep on laughing. LOL

札记 （1）

24 December 2010:
mummy: 1,2
ziyi:buckle my shoes.
mummy:3,4
ziyi: Shut..... Satu Malaysia!!

16 May 2011:
ziyi: mummy.. I can see the "I Set An"!!
mummy: what's that??
ziyi: you see, you see .. I ... Set... An...
mummy: .. oooo Isetan!!!

18 May 2011:
mummy: ziyi, do you want to go toilet?
ziyi: I want to go ToysRus... *smile ..
venue: when we having dinner at Empire Italianese.

How can we have 12 little indian boys?

I guess you are very familiar with the song called 10 little indian boys.
If you are not, here is the lyrics:
1 little , 2 little , 3 little indian
4 little , 5 little , 6 little indian
7 little , 8 little , 9 little indian
10 little indian boys! :)

well...... ziyi can count 12 little indian boys! How can he do that? Let's see how can he do that magic count.

Here you go:
January, February, March April May
May, June, July August
September, October, Nor nor vember
12 little indian Boys!!!

Well, "March April May" should be March and April and the last lyrics suppose is '12 is December!!' ==" hahaha

Sometimes he will messup the songs and lyrics. But is okay, that bring lots fun to us. LOL

when holding the guitar he will says: "country music!!!"

he try to make a country music!! LOL

Yes I do ..

The Camera is coming... 1 2 smile.....
Yes I do, I hockey.
Yes I do, I will golf.
what ever you asked, he will answer yes I do. hahaha

屎木-傻蛋-福虎

看了友人的分享，我和傻蛋情不自禁的开怀大笑。决定也在这分享一下。

古时候，人民相信，或认为给小孩子取个贱一点的名字比较容易养活。至今，我相信还是有人保有这种传统。以下是一份小名配对表，根据自己的生 日月份和日期，对号入座。就可以找到自己的小名，或贱名了。。

生日中的月份 (1-12个月)：
1.长 2.栓 3.大 4.来 5.狗 6.守 7.傻 8.福 9屎 10.二 11.胖 12.臭

生日中 的具体日期 (1-31日)：
1. 娟 2.妮 3.腿 4.娣 5.球 6.坑 7.年 8.岁 9.娃 10.毛 11.剩 12.姑 13.英 14.妹 15.肥 16.霞 17.狗 18.虎 19.花 20.凤 21.定 22.蛋 23.妞 24.牛 25.木 26.翠 27. 爱 28.财 29.石 30.美 31.发

从来没有想到我竟然叫屎木，Chris是傻蛋，而子毅的小名竟然是福虎 ... 我接受不到咯！（Ngo Jeep Sou Ng Dou lo!）

我有发烧吗？

去年，的这个时候有位朋友问我，打算买什么东西给子毅当生日礼物，我想也不想就答“不买了”，结果买了很多！

今年，这位朋友又问我，打算买什么东西给子毅当生日礼物？我还是想也不想就答“不买了”，因为今年已经买了很多！

又一位朋友说，我想明年warehouse sales你应该买的比今年更多！我想也不想就答“应该不买了吧？”

今天，我认真的想想我的答案。“我想我们会买很多！”,“我想我会希望明年warehouse sales买得更多！” 。。。 哈哈！

我们有发烧吗？？

其实大部分的玩具·是Chris的！那么多StarWars肯定不是子毅的啦！